SFX: FOOTSTEPS PACING

LAWYER: You are Marty’s Cracklin’ correct?

MARTY: Yes sir.


LAWYER: And you claim to be Pork Rinds.

MARTY: Yes sir.

LAWYER: So naturally, you are made of pork.

MARTY: No sir.

LAWYER: No? But is it not clear to everyone, Mr. Cracklin, that pork rinds are made from pork?

MARTY: Sir, I can maybe explain.

LAWYER: By all means. Please do explain this... anomaly to the court.

MARTY: Yes sir. Hamburger.


LAWYER: Excuse me?

MARTY: Hamburger. No ham.

SFX: CHUCKLING IN BACKGROUND

MUSIC: WHIMSICAL TUBA


ANNCR: Don’t take a snack seriously. Oishi Snacks. O Wow.