Radio Script
A01 / 11
00056
THE PHILIPPINES
Title:
CHICHARON TRIAL
Advertiser:
LIWAYWAY MARKETING CORPORATION
Product / Service
OISHI CHICHARON SNACKS
Script In English:
SFX: FOOTSTEPS PACING
LAWYER: You are Marty’s Cracklin’ correct?
MARTY: Yes sir.
LAWYER: And you claim to be Pork Rinds.
MARTY: Yes sir.
LAWYER: So naturally, you are made of pork.
MARTY: No sir.
LAWYER: No? But is it not clear to everyone, Mr. Cracklin, that pork rinds are made from pork?
MARTY: Sir, I can maybe explain.
LAWYER: By all means. Please do explain this... anomaly to the court.
MARTY: Yes sir. Hamburger.
LAWYER: Excuse me?
MARTY: Hamburger. No ham.
SFX: CHUCKLING IN BACKGROUND
MUSIC: WHIMSICAL TUBA
ANNCR: Don’t take a snack seriously. Oishi Snacks. O Wow.
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