SFX: HEART MONITOR BEEP

PATIENT: Arrgghh, where am I?

MAN: You’re in the hospital. You’ve had a voice transplant.

PATIENT: What? Why?

MAN: You were yelling at me, for eating your Memphis Meltdown Gooey Caramel and you lost your voice. We had to replace it.

PATIENT: I can’t believe this!

MAN: It’s OK, Elizabeth.

PATIENT: It’s not OK! My life is ruined!

ANNCR: Memphis Meltdown.

SFX: BITING INTO CHOCOLATE

ANNCR: It’s big, it’s chocolatey, it’s one ridiculous-

PATIENT: ICE CREAM.