MVO 1: Hmm, nobody loves me. In fact, people hate me. And you're no different. Oh c'mon, quit acting like you don't know what I'm talking about. I've seen it in your face, the vague dread, the pain, the cringe. At the mere thought of me.
Why, I just have to show up, and you're down in the dumps. You even have a word for how you feel about me...you've got the 'blues'. You don't get to sleep through the morning, and you blame me. You have a presentation lined up instead of a party... It's me again!
You get stuck in rush-hour traffic of course, I had something to do with it.
Why?
Who asked you to go and have your big fat dream, the fancy house, the flashy car, the seven-figure bank balance?
Wasn't me.
But you need me to make it happen. And you know it. And you'll still curse me, diss me, but one day, you'll come around and realize that I wasn't so bad after all. It'll be the day that big fat dream of yours comes true.
And on that day, who do you think you'll thank?
Friday?
MUSIC
MVO 2: It's not Mondays that suck. It's probably your job. So go to www.happymondays.in and find the right job that'll make you love Mondays.
Script In Orginal Langauge
MVO1: Kissi ko mera intezaar nahi. Koi meri raah nahi dekhta. Kisi ke gusse toh kissi ke chichidepan ki wajah ban ke reh gaya hoon. Zillat se bhari hai meri zindagi! Galiyon ka taj hai mere sar pe! Main poochta hoon kyun? Aakhir galti kya hai meri? Kaam ke saath aur alas ke khilaaf hoon main isliye? Ya Disco ki jagah tumhe daftar bhejta hoon, isliye? Badi besabri se Shukarwaar ka intezaar rehata hai tumhe Sochte ho ki "Yaar poora hafta paseena bahaya hai, ek raat sapno ko side main rakha toh kya? Chaar ghoont pee gaya toh kya?" Lekin main nahi bhoolta, nahin bhoolta tumhaare sapno ko Aur aata hoon. Yaad dilaane ki subah jaldi kyun uthna hai kyun phir tumhe kaam pe jaana hai. Haan, haan, koso koso Jitna kosna hai koso. Lekin main aata rahoonga. Nithalon ki tarah. Nikammon ki tarah. Is umeed ke saath ki ek din meri kadar hogi tumhe Kyunki jab kamyaabi khadi hogi tumhare darwaze par Aur jab pakaya hua har khayali pulav milega tumhe khaane ko Us din… Us din kiska aisan manoge? Shukarwaar ka?
MVO2: Kasoor bechare Somwaar ka nahi, shaayad aapke job ka hai. Toh happymondays.in pe jayie, apne type ka job paiye aur somwar se dosti kijiye.