YASUMASA: Dear ETs. I’m Yasumasa Yamada, CEO of Mikakuto. Aren’t you tired of boring messages from Earth? Today, I'm introducing a unique campaign. Do you know about our Stress-Free Gummi Gum? The catch phrase is; “No problem! Just chew." Stress is universal, right? Do you have stress from family, work, the neighbors, debt, bills? “No problem! Just chew.” And, just for ETs, we're having a special campaign! The very first ET to arrive on Earth will win a cozy penthouse. You can even enjoy all-you-can-eat gourmet Kobe beef! No need to abduct cows anymore! Can Earthlings enter? No! Only ETs! “No problem! Just chew.” Stress-free Gummi Gum. On sale 24/7 in Japan, planet Earth.