MVO: Steve the the Kiwi bellhop, life’s little battler. Looking for tips in a country that doesn't tip. "It sure is hard getting bags all the way over here" he says, making conversation as he bravely rolls your bag 6 feet to the elevator. "Especially with my lazy eye and all."
With a ratio of two complaints per step, you finally arrive. And when the bags go down, out comes the hand. So Smooth....But then his little face crumbles. That’s right bag jockey, there’s no money in this awkward little handshake. Instead all he gets is the unmistakable scent of the double cheeseburger you got for just three dollars from McDonald’s loose change menu. He knows, you know. You’ve used your loose change for a better cause.