MVO: The Geraldine Preservation Society would like your gold coin. It's for the protection of the library car park, a fairly recent addition to the buildings of historic significance, under threat from a pre-teen scooter gang. To fund raise, they've baked some prune-flavored water crackers and wrapped them in a recycled napkin, mind the pips. They inform you that although the library itself doesn't exist anymore, and no one even knows what a book is these days, there's no reason those little pirouetting menaces, drunk off their juice boxes should have free rein. How scooters are any worse than the mobility scooters they rolled up on is beyond you. So instead of taking the pruney bait, you simply take a bite out of the chicken and mayo burger you got for just two dollars from McDonald's loose change menu. The car park lovers back away.
SFX: DOOR SHUTTING
MVO: They know your loose change has gone to the better cause.