FRED: Although a frog’s primary skill isn’t to theorise about the universe’s inner workings, I’m gonna say this : kids are its cruelest creations. I’m Fred. Actually, I’m Fred Up! But seriously, I hate kids! They just can’t leave me alone. Like I’m some bearded lady or two-headed midget at a freak show. Poking, prodding, squealing, chasing…ugggghh! And the questions! Why are his eyes so bulgy, mommy? Will it bite? Mommy can I keep him? Can I keep him? What am I; a Pomeranian!? There was a time when we could hop around freely. But something’s changed, man. This place ain’t safe anymore. Even for a tough guy like me. Crap, here comes another one. Heeeelp! I mean, Help!
SFX: Girls giggling
ANNCR: Awww..Sorry Fred. When kids drink Friso they get strong from inside. When kids get strong from inside, they go and play more outside. Friso.