MVO: Our sweet, tangy orange Juice is made from 100% real orange flavor enhancer E102, calcium phosphate and genuine colouring agent canthaxanthin. We then thicken its authentic pulpy texture with a number of chemical coagulants that cause your melodramatic, seven year old, to scream hysterically at the stain it's left on her costume the night before her theatrical debut. "Oh for serious, mother!" demands your Winslet in waiting. Casting agents come to these things you know!"
You stifle a laugh, doubting the audience will notice a stain on the branch of 'Tree Number Six' in the St. Mary's School production of Macbeth. And as she waves you toward the laundry declaring, "out damn spot," you swallow your frustration at her refusal to eat an actual orange instead of our chemical cocktail, and simply tell her to relax. Because you use Breeze washing liquid. Today's stains are complex. Removing them is simple.