MVO: We start by delicately whipping the sweetest organic strawberries into a buttery milk with a touch of TLC—tri-lithium chloride. Then slowly stir through E122, E412, E-mulsifiers and a slew of flavour enhancers you've never heard of. But boy can you can see them! Falling in slow motion onto your Gunter Izakawa cocktail dress. "Nooooo!" you scream with a mouthful of ice cream.
"Well early start tomorrow..." trails off Stuart, your dinner date whose attempt to woo you involved bragging that despite his official rank in the United Federation of Planets, is not that much of a Trekkie. Well live long and prosper, Ensign Stuart. He'll never boldly go where no man has gone for quite a while. You curse the synthetic strawberry stain on the natural fibres of your 'dirtiest' dress. But then you relax, because you use Breeze washing liquid. Today's stains are complex. Removing them is simple.