MVO: Our master chocolatiers combine creamy milk, squeezed from cows grazed in the shadow of the Matterhorn, with cocoa sourced from the Venezuelan jungle. Then gently stir through a synthetic sugar substitute, sodium selenite and mouth-watering methylcyclopropene. So it's fresh months later when your twin boys use it as ammunition in a backseat reenactment of the Battle of Hastings on the way to school on photo day.
"I was going to send those pictures to Nanna!" you fume from behind the wheel. She's always liked your sister's brood of show-offs more than your Freddie and Jason. As your plans melt into the boys' white cotton collars you recall your mother's voice saying, "nothing gets chocolate out, chocolate out, chocolate out." And that was back when we only used cocoa, milk and sugar. But then you relax, because you use Breeze washing liquid. Today's stains are complex. Removing them is simple.