MVO: If you’re about to get tanked up on Dark Dog before going to a nightclub, beware. Because the energy burst from the guaraná extract might have you dancing the Charleston. And the Electric Boogaloo. At the same time. Making you dry hump the voluptuous trophy wife. Of the cigar chomping gorilla in the pinstriped suit. Who challenges you to a fight. To the death. Against his Samoan bodyguard. A Muay Thai kickboxer. Who isn’t wearing gloves. But is wearing boots. Made of iron. So please, drink Dark Dog in moderation.