MVO: As you try to squeeze into that tight spot your phone starts ringing
(SFX: ringtone)
MVO: You look away for a mere second, a millisecond really. And the next thing you know, your bumper gently grazes against the knee of a dear old lady
(SFX: Old lady screaming)
MVO: She came out of nowhere. She isn’t hurt
(SFX: Old lady screaming)
MVO: But unfortunately she has lots of free time
(SFX: Cuckoo clock)
MVO: enjoys protracted legal battles and absolutely LOVES knitting
(SFX: Cat meowing)
MVO: This is made worse by the fact that her elder son is a lawyer
(SFX: Crow cawing)
MVO: and that juries think that old ladies who knit are rather sweet
(SFX: Crowd ‘Aww!’)
MVO: But really, what you should worry about is her younger son
(SFX: Shotgun being loaded)
MVO: He’s a biker
(SFX: Shotgun being fired)
MVO: and has a tattoo on his neck that reads ‘MOM’
(SFX: Temple bell)
MVO: And you try to explain that she came out of nowhere - to cops, lawyers, biker gangs and thugs But who would believe you. What’s behind you, often changes what lies ahead. Rear view parking camera, only with the special edition Skoda Rapid Leisure. Skoda, simply clever.