PILOT: Good day, passengers. This is your captain speaking.
We are now flying over the island of Camiguin
where the weather is currently fine and sunny.
When I was small, my mother used to put ketchup
in her spaghetti sauce, which I would smear
all over my young chest. Ground meat
and tomatoes felt magical on my skin.
Thank you for flying.

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