PILOT: Good day, passengers. This is your captain speaking. We are now flying over the island of Camiguin where the weather is currently fine and sunny. When I was small, my mother used to put ketchup in her spaghetti sauce, which I would smear all over my young chest. Ground meat and tomatoes felt magical on my skin. Thank you for flying.
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