ANN: You’re on a 20-hour flight to a major job interview. The passenger in front of you has leaned his seat so far back, that his greasy comb over lies between your thighs, as if you’ve given birth to a snoring, 47-year-old businessman.
SFX: Sound of snoring
ANN: Your entertainment options include the intellectual stimulation of Sly Stallone’s “The Expendables”
SFX: Gunfire and explosions with Sly screaming over
VO: or his latest mindbender “The Expendables 2”
SFX: Gunfire and explosions with Sly screaming over
ANN: As the 2-year old behind you starts to lose his little mind
SFX: Baby crying
ANN: …the only thing stopping you from making an inappropriate “bomb” joke so that you can be swiftly sedated, is knowing that while you may take a while to recover from this inflight ordeal, the MJ Bale suit you’ve packed for your interview
VO: …won’t. Its superior crimp, ensuring it springs back to form in no time. A soothing end to this long-haul flightmare!
SFX: End with the three sounds in quick succession: (snore), (baby cry) and (Stallone scream).