WIFE: (Speaking into a microphone) I want to thank all of you from the bottom of my heart for coming here today to honor the memory of my husband.
ATTENDEES: Weeping Wife
WIFE: Today is the 49th day since his passing. During that time I’ve hardly had the chance to grieve. My days have been taken up trying to cancel a Net shopping account my husband set up when he was alive. Among all of you here today, is there anyone who might have any idea what password he used, or the answer to his security question? If any of you know the answer, please, please tell me. First, does anyone know the name of the pet [Voice: Pet…] he used to have?
ATTENDEE 1:“Chiro”! [Repeated by other attendees]
WIFE:“Chiro”?
SFX: Typing on a computer keyboard
WIFE: No, that's not it.
ATTENDEE 3: Is it “Suppon”?
ATTENDEES: Yeah , “Suppon”!
WIFE:It’s not that either.
ATTENDEE 2:“Suppon-pon”!
WIFE:No...
ATTENDEE 3:Ah, “Torakichi”!
WIFE:That’s my son's name.
ATTENDEE 2:Umm, “Eyebrows”!?
WIFE:That...was my husband's nickname.
ATTENDEE 4:“Miyuki”!
WIFE:“Miyuki”!?
ATTENDEE 3:What kind of name is that?
SFX:Uncomfortable silence
ATTENDEE 1:(Whispering) “Miyuki”?
ATTENDEE 2:(Whispering) You remember...near the station...
ATTENDEES:(Whispering) “Miyuki”...
SFX:Typing on a computer keyboard
WIFE:It was...“Miyuki”!
SFX:Fizzing of an effervescent beverage
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Script In Orginal Langauge
SFX:POKU POKU POKU…(Obosan no dokyo)
WIFE:(Maiku de supichi) Konotabi ha naki syujin no tameni minasama oatsumari itadaki arigatogozaimasu.
ATTENDEES:Uuu…Uuu…(nakigoe)
WIFE:syujin ga nakunatte honjitsu de 49 niti. Kono kan watashi wa kanashimi ni kureru mamonaku syujin ga seizen ni kanyu shiteorimashita”netto shoppingu kaiin” no kaiyaku tetsuzuki ni owareru hibi de gozaimashita.Minasama no naka de donataka syujin ga settei shisouna “pasuwado” desutoka “himitsu no shitsumon no kotae”toiumono wo gozonji no kata oraremashitara oshiete itadakenaideshoka… Mazu shujin ga “mukashi katteita petto no namae” …gozonji no kata?!
ATTENDEE 1:“Chiro”!
WIFE:“Chiro” desuka…
SFX:KATA KATA (pasokon no oto)
WIFE:Chigaimasu
ATTENDEE 3:A “Suppon”! to chauka?
ATTENDEES:Aa…, “Suppon”!
WIFE:“Suppon”! mo… chigaimasu.
ATTENDEE 2:“Suppon-pon”!
WIFE:chigaimasu.
ATTENDEE 3:A, “Torakichi” bai!
WIFE:Sore wa uchi no musuko no namae desu.
ATTENDEE 2:“Ma…Mayuge”!?
WIFE:Sore wa...shujin no adana desu.
ATTENDEE 4:“Miyuki”!
WIFE:“Miyuki”!?
ATTENDEE 3:Sore wan anno namae dabe?
SFX:shiiiiiiin
ATTENDEE 1:(hisohiso) “Miyuki”tte?
ATTENDEE 2:(hisohiso) Hora ano...ekimae no...
ATTENDEES :(hisohiso) “Miyuki”...
SFX: KACHA KACHA (pasokon no oto)
WIFE:“Miyuki”! deshita…
SFX:Syuwaaa
NARRATOR:Nakatta koto ni shimasyoyo…
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