SFX: WIND WHISTLING.
VO: Hear mine story, for it bears wisdom within.
About a Trojan Horse that seeped amidst mine kin.
A vile hamburger it was, with temptation in its fold.
MUSIC: EPIC MOVIE STYLE
VO: That wrought this curse, clutching mine insides in its hold.
SFX: CROWS
VO: When thine tummy be upset, even the strongest oft fall.
SFX: WOLVES
VO: ‘Twas four moons since I’d answered nature’s call.
SFX: SWORDS CLASHING. FIGHTING. YELLING
VO: Swords and splinters, every moment hath misery coming near.
The sound of the flush, mine ears most waited to hear.
Mine soul wept at the thought of savouring another bite.
Unholy was the hour when the iron gates hath shut tight.
SFX: IRON GATS. HOOVES. HORSE NEIGH
VO: But in this darkness, a mighty knight readied for a bout.
SFX: SWORDS CLASHING. WAR SOUNDS
VO: In this battle with one way in, but no way out.
SFX: SWORDS AND MEN SCREAMING
VO: From the mouth he entered, and tore down south for the slaughter.
The only companions he needed, were two loyal of sips of water.
SFX: HORSE NEIGH
VO: It all soon ended, every prisoner hath been set free.
SFX: PRISON GATES. YELLING
VO: Like Moses himself had parted this Red Sea.
The evil was vanquished; constipation was brought to its heel.
And happily ever after was to live every coming meal.
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