MAN: Did you know pigs have twice as many taste buds as humans? But instead of reviewing inner city restaurants these little piggies start the night staring down the barrel of another barrel of bitter tasting, tail curling, un-identifiable slop. Fortunately these grievously overqualified waste disposal units cannot physically look up. For if they could, they would see that the farmer, who has 10,000 taste buds less than the creature he intends to baste in its own juices, starts that same evening sipping double distilled, red gum tree filtered, Bundy Red Rum.
Bundaberg Red. It’s as smooth as life is rough.