MAN: In what must be Mother Nature’s worst typo- a human was given a mere 10,000 taste buds, while a Catfish received 180,000, all over its body- making it basically a swimming tongue. Yet what does the creature with more taste receptors than a food network studio audience get to start the night doing? Squirming, through the foul tasting gauntlet of a river bed’s nether regions. While humans, who think everything tastes like chicken, start the night with double distilled, red gum tree filtered, Bundy Red Rum.
Bundaberg Red. It’s as smooth as life is rough.