MUSIC MAN: Have you ever noticed how hesitant butterflies are to land? It’s because they taste with their feet. Imagine walking to work and tasting everything you stepped on along the way. Yes, every day is taste roulette for Nature’s confetti. Add in a short life expectancy and it’s little wonder the butterfly ends each exhausting day, with a bitter taste in its mouth. Meanwhile we humans, whose taste buds have spent their day relaxing on a soft, pink cushion, like overpriced jewellery, sip undeservedly on double distilled, red gum tree filtered, Bundy Red Rum. Bundaberg Red. It’s as smooth as life is rough.