DR: Hello welcome to Doctors Hotline on Polska Radio 579 am with me Dr Yusef Brosnik. We have live into your home. Call me with your illness however small and we will make you look for health. No illness too little is too much to ask. First caller please.
CALLER 1: Hello doctor.
DR: Hello.
CALLER 1: Hello doctor - I have pain in my side.
DR: Yes…tell me more…
CALLER 1: Uh, at night time…
DR: Yes you are going to die. Next caller please.
CALLER 2: Hello doctor I have runny nose.
DR: Stop there caller I have heard enough symptoms and you are going to die.
CALLER 2: What?
DR: Yes…. You are going to die…two days maximum…next caller please.
CALLER 3: Hello doctor.
DR: You are going to die. Next caller please.
CALLER 4: Hello.
DR: You are going to die.
CALLER 5: Hello doctor.
DR: Dead. Next.
CALLER 6: I….
DR: You are going to die. Next caller.
CALLER 7: Yusef, it’s your mother.
DR: You are going to die.
MUSIC: Medical waltz.
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