DJ: (IN POLISH ACCENT) Welcome back to love song dedication live from Warsaw Poland with me Jusef Brodniak…We have Irena from Lodz on the line… IRENA: Hello. DJ: …and what would you like to tell the love of your life tonight? IRENA: Just that I love him with all my heart and I am looking forward to getting married. DJ: …and what is name of your fiance? IRENA: Tomek DJ: Tomek…Not Tomek Skisharski? IRENA: Yes! DJ: I was with him last night…… IRENA: Oh? DJ: At strip club. IRENA: Huh? DJ: Yes before we went to brothel – crazy night! He make love like stallion. He told me about you. He said that you are the one with er breath smell like tuna can with er feet like crow’s claw. IRENA: What?! (Crying) DJ: Yes and he tell me you look exactly like your mother and she look like warty ogre. But don’t worry - I drop him at my sister’s house after brothel. She is model and nymphomaniac without husband.
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