SFX: SHOP BELL RINGING SHOPKEEPER: (IN POLISH ACCENT) Hello sir can I help? CUSTOMER: Yes I got my dog taxidermized in this shop. You are Mr Zavatski, Poland’s premier taxidermist. Correct? SHOPKEEPER: Yes. CUSTOMER: Well, my dead dog Brutus now looks like a dead cat. SHOPKEEPER: That is a very nice looking cat. CUSTOMER: But he’s meant to be a dog. SHOPKEEPER: Well you could have told me that. CUSTOMER: It’s pretty obvious. Brutus was a dog...now he has whiskers and tabby fur. SHOPKEEPER: Yes but look on bright side he’s also got ears and a tail and … CUSTOMER:…and he looks like a cat…pit bulls don’t look like cats. Pit bills don’t do this when turn them upside down. SFX: We hear a meow. SHOPKEEPER: I thought it was nice touch. CUSTOMER: It's not. And where are his big balls? SHOPKEEPER: Cats don’t have big balls. CUSTOMER: But he is dog. SHOPKEEPER: No he is a cat. Cat have small nutsack. CUSTOMER: But dog have big sack. SHOPKEEPER: He doesn’t look like a dog to me. CUSTOMER: But he should! SHOPKEEPER: You read the sign. We don’t give refund for cat. I am expert. Look at stuffed goat on wall. CUSTOMER: That is a salmon. MVO: Poles stick to what you are good at. Making vodka. Vitek Vodka. Distilled by peasants. Drunk by royalty. Order at vitekvodka.com.au