VO: Haley Jones is a power pouter. To Haley, every photograph is an opportunity to suck in her cheeks, puff out her lips and seduce the camera. In Haley’s world, it’s “Like OMG I look so hot right now!” In the real world, it’s like she’s sucking an egg out of a chicken. Facebook profile pics, driver’s licence cards, even her ID at her local gym.
Pout. Pout. Pout. Years of pouting have caused Haley’s lips to occupy a permanent pout position. It’s gotten so bad her goldfish constantly tries to have a conversation with her and her mouth automatically turns all her vowels into O’s. It’s a real “poin” in the “oss”. If only Haley discovered ChapStick 100% Naturals, that keeps lips looking naturally beautiful, she won’t have to pretend that she’s sipping from an invisible straw. An invisible straw… of shame. Chapstick. Always read the label. Use only as directed.