SFX: DRUM RIFF VO1: (SPEEDED UP) And now for the traffic report. VO2: The major roadways are beginning to clear going southbound and west. But heading to the east of the city, there’s a strong chance you’ll run into a heavy roadblock in the debate over whether Lady Gaga is actually a better singer than Madonna. The roadblock has already caused delays longer than the extended live mix performance of Born this Way and police at the scene report that it could last as long as the introduction to Like a Virgin on the Confessions Tour. And the breaking news is that south of the city, there’s been a collision between The Spice Girls and Boyzone. Make sure your windows are up if you’re driving past. VO1:This powerful report was brought to you by Tempo Icy Menthol. Power Up!!