MVO: You spend all year saving for a two-week holiday and they call you normal. That’s not normal, that’s crazy.
Normal should be booking a flight next month to get a photo of yourself hitting a bio-degradable golf ball into the ocean from the bonnet of a rental car in roller blades. Normal should be flying an old flame interstate from $49.95 to fill your spa bath with jelly and have a wobbly night of passion. Normal should be travelling 700 kilometres to return a shoe someone left at your house.
So don’t act crazy. Book twelve holidays this year for less than the price of a hairless chihuahua with Tiger Airways - You’re good to go, with Australia’s most on-time airline for the last eight months. Terms and Conditions Apply. They’re not that bad! Book by June 15th.