MVO: Ever flown somewhere to make your own mardi gras with two horse floats, ten friends and a bag of streamers? I have and it was a bag of laughs.
So learn from me, candy face and book a flight from $74.95 with Tiger Airways, get a cheap motel and try something more adventurous next month than couch fishing for that biscuit you dropped. I don’t care what flavour it was, you’ve gotta see this country. Get kicked out of a Gold Coast backpackers for teaching a three foot sea crab to break dance in your bunk bed.
Just don’t spend another lunchbreak telling Sophie from Accounts about the lack of matching socks in your life. Get a real story. See a parrot read a poem in Brisbane. You’ll be good to go, with Tiger - the best on-time performer in Australia for the last eight months.
Of course, Terms and Conditions Apply. Book by June 15th.