MVO: No one ever woke up naked in a Queensland sandcave spooning a smoking-hot backpacker by spending a night at home alone on the couch.
It just didn’t happen.
If you want to live life, you’ve gotta live like your name’s River Moonchild. Do a lot of wandering. Drink tea with a cult who don’t talk.
Book a ticket from $59.95 with Tiger Airways leave the city next month and return 24 hours later with a tan so dark it looks like you went back in time and set your mother up with a South American named Jose Carano. You heard.
That’s Tiger with a T. The most on-time airline in Australia for the last eight months. Which means you’ll be good to go to a dance party up north where people dress like cats and climb each other. Cats...Terms and conditions apply. Book by June 15th.