COMMENTATOR A: Now coming back to the game… Luo Ba who has limped off earlier has now returned to action… We shall see if he can continue to get back into the action played at such blistering pace…
COMMENTATOR B: Now coming down the right, a lovely long ball looking for Chang Jian again… He has really been giving it all today… Covering every inch as the lone striker…
COMMENTATOR A: A backpass in midfield… Oh my… They have lost possession and the ball has been given away… This has been an absolute tight game with nothing much to give away… You reckon?
COMMENTATOR B (in a bitchy woman's voice): Aiyo… you mean it's only been 30 minutes? And there's still a second half to come? When are we going to get off work then? What's the fun of looking at 20 men chasing after a single ball? Why can't we just give them one ball each? Why is the goalkeeper so ugly? They should ask Beckham! What's so fun about the game if there're no cute guys to look at? Isn't there a guy who's really hot right now – Jeremy Lin… 'Linsanity', right? Why didn't the coach send him onto the field?…
COMMENTATOR A: Hey, hey, hey, stop it! Have a Snickers!
SFX: Ripping of the package followed by chewing of the Snickers bar.
COMMENTATOR B: Ya, indeed (still in woman's voice)… Ermmm… Ya indeed (now back to man's voice) it's been a stalemate… So little separating both sides. Guoan (the home team) is now trying to work their way through… What a lovely ball through…