MVO: Your hair, with the softness of a feather-duster. Your mouth, oh your mouth, curving like the nozzle of a vacuum cleaner. And your neck, oh your neck,with its firmness of a toaster oven. Your torso, oh the torso of cabinets and rice dispensers. And your arms, oh your arms,as gentle as the breeze from the air-con set to moderate cool. I miss you—I really miss you—the way our freezer misses ice after being defrosted for summer cleaning.
ANN: There’s a reason beauty is compared to nature. Toyota Land Cruiser 4-wheel drive. Get out of the city.