“ MVO: Your shoulders, broad like a nice parking slot. Your waist, arc’d like an ergonomic swivel chair. Your fingers, oh your fingers, with the slenderness of a stylus, with tips as soft as a mousepad. And your body, which can flex like a paperclip in the hands of a supervisor. I desire you, as an employee’s cardboard ID desires—yes, desires—to be laminated.
ANN: There’s a reason beauty is compared to nature. Toyota Land Cruiser 4-wheel drive. Get out of the city.