ANN: Commonly known as heart attack. Typical symptoms include severe anxiety. Like the time you couldn’t find anything to wear to your class reunion – your one chance to reconnect with the love of your life, David.
Shortness of breath, like the feeling of being suffocated by what you ended up wearing – an old favorite that has turned into an unbelievably tiny dress.
Nausea & vomiting, the same sickening feeling you experienced when all of a sudden, your classmates started staring.
And immense chest pain, comparable to what you felt when David congratulated you on your pregnancy… even if you weren’t.
If not treated immediately, heart attack may lead to death.
SFX: FLAT LINE
ANN: As dead as your hopes of finding true love.
Obesity is a leading cause of heart problems. Lose the pounds with Xenical.