SFX: ECG, INTENSIVE CARE UNIT ROOM AMBIENT

ANN: This is ventricular tachycardia.

SFX: MUSIC

ANN: A condition where the heart beats rapidly, reaching up to 300 beats per minute. Just 50 beats short of yours when you went to a blind date.

It is accompanied by shortness of breath, the same panic gasps of air every time a man entered the bar.

Light-headedness, pretty much what you felt when he hasn’t shown up after an hour.

Cold sweats, as profuse as yours, when you thought of reasons why he hasn’t replied to your gazillion texts.

And fainting, just like what happened when the waiter told you that they were already closing.

V-tach if not stabilized, may lead to cardiac arrest.

SFX: FLAT LINE

ANN: Just like what you felt when you found out that he did show up… but immediately left.

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