SFX: Party noises – clinking of glasses, buzz of conversation

MVO: “ So, like, Sue…I think you’re totally awesome so how ‘bout you scribble your phone number down on this napkin for me?

FVO: “Tell you what. Why don’t you give me your number and then I’ll txt you my email address and you can email me where to meet?”

MVO: “ Or…er…how ‘bout this? What if you txt me your number and then I can call you and you can give me your address.”

FVO: “ Hmm… or, why don’t I just like totally tweet you my Facebook page and then you can like wall to wall me your number and then I can add you to my contact list and send you an invite via WheresApp.”

MVO: “K how ‘bout this? Maybe you add me on Foursquare and BBM me your Skype address so that I can videocall you after I’ve checked in… or you know what, we can go to Google+ coz Facebook is so lame now…”

(Audio trails off)

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