THIS IS THE ENGLISH TRANSCRIPT OF A LIVE RADIO CALL-IN, NOT A REGULAR SPOT! THIS WAS DONE IN COLLABORATION WITH THE FM CHANNEL AND IS A RECORDING FROM THE LIVE PROGRAM:
FM RJ: You’re listening to Superhits 93.5 RED FM, I’m Rohini and this is RED FM ADDA 2-5, totally live only on 93.5 . Today we’re getting a lot of calls from this guy called Harvinder aka Romy. I know a Harvinder who’s happy, but this one’s called Romy! Go on Romy…what happened? What are you calling us about?
Caller: Hello! I wanted to take my girlfriend Banno for a movie, but me having only 5 Rupees in my pocket okay. So me saying come Banno today we’ll go and do walking talking in the park instead okay.
We were coming very close to each other in the park okay. And her bodybuilder elder brother, MR. PHAGWARA TITLE WINNER, Charanjit Lakkha, arrive on the scene okay.
He see us in a very romantic pose okay. And then come to hit me. I run okay.
He also run after me okay.
I have done many village athletic competitions, so I am able to running quite fast okay.
RJ: What happened next?
Caller: Okay then his 3 college friends join him and also running after me. I take the nearby alley and running. From alley to Kartar’s backyard I was running. Then got on to Balwant’s tractor and then running. But they also running after me. Then I take a jump and running.
Some mongrels seeing good opportunity also start running after me. I keep running, running.
Me in front, Lakkha behind me, his three friends behind Lakkha, three dogs behind Lakkha’s three friends. All running, running, running!
RJ: What happened next?
Caller: Okay after too much running I was too tired, and see a Nimbooz cart in front. I promptly take out the 5 Rupees from my pocket and quickly gulp down the cold refreshing bottle of Nimbooz okay. I get totally fresh!
RJ: And then…did Lakkha and his friends give up chasing you?!!
Caller: (Loud, with huffing and puffing) IN PHAGWARA DISTRICT NO ONE EVER GIVES UP! ME STILL RUNNING FROM THEM! Me in front, Lakkha behind me, his three friends behind Lakkha, three dogs behind Lakkha’s three friends, and now the dogs’ families also behind them! All running, running, running okay!
I am only calling to say that Nimbooz 200ml glass bottle is now available at Rs. 5. Earlier it was coming for Rs. 10, but now for one month it is coming for Rs. 5! That also including all taxes okay.
Their slogan is also very rhyming: Glass it is, then 5 it is! Oh good lord! I see Lakkha coming, me running okay!
(Phone gets disconnected.)
RJ: Keep running Balvinder, I mean Harvinder, I mean Romy, guys you stay tuned!
Script In Orginal Langauge
THIS IS THE TRANSCRIPT OF A LIVE RADIO CALL-IN, NOT A REGULAR SPOT! THIS WAS DONE IN COLLABORATION WITH THE FM CHANNEL AND IS A RECORDING FROM THE LIVE PROGRAM:
FM RJ: Superhits 93.5 RED FM par main hoon Rohini, this is RED FM ADDA, 2 to 5, ekdum live only on 93.5. Aur yaar aaj adde par bahut saare phone aa rahe hain, ek hi bande ke. Iska naam hain Harvinder urf Romy. Matlab Harvinder ek ko main jaanti hoon joh ki happy hain, but this one’s called Romy. Anyway, Romy…kya hua Romy, tum baar baar kyun phone kar rahe ho yaar?
Caller: Oh ji hello! Jee main apni girlfriend Banno ko picture dikhaane le jaa raha tha. Ab ji jeb mein they sirf 5 rupaye. Hain. Toh maine bola ki chal Banno park mein hee walking talking kar lete hain. Hain!
Oh ji hum dono ekdum se close aa hi rahe they ki tabhi uska bada bhai, Mr. Phagwara, Body Builder Charanjit Lakkha aa gaya!
Usne mujhe bade hee romantic pose mein dekh liya... aur phir mujhe maarne ko bhi aa gayaa.
Oh ji main bhaga , Woh bhi mere peeche bhaaga. Maine pind mein athletics kee hui hain, toh main bhi kaafi tez bhaag leta hoon.
RJ: Phir kya hua?
Caller: Phir uske teen dost two wheeler par mera peecha karne lage. Main gully mein bhaaga, gully se Kartar ke ghar ke peeche bhaaga. Phir Balwant ke tractor ke upar chad gaya aur phir bhaaga. Par woh peecha nahi chod rahe. Phir main jump laga ke bhaaga, toh kuch kutte bhi mauka dekh ke mere peeche bhaage. Bhaagta gaya, bhaagta gaya, main aage, Lakkha peeche, uske peeche teen dost, teh uske peeche teen kutte! Oh bhaagte bhaagte bhaagte. Oh ji ab bhaag bhaag ke haalat itni tight ho gayi ki saamne Nimbooz dikha, toh maine jeb se paanch rupaye nikaale aur ek thandi kaanch waali bottle gatak lee. O jee ekdum fresh ho gaya jee main!
Caller: (Loud, with huffing and puffing) Phagwara district mein kisi ko chorte kahaan hain, OJEE MAIN TOH ABHI BHI BHAAG RAHA HOON UNSE! Main aage, toh Lakkha mere peeche, uske teen dost aur 4 kutte aur un ki family un ke peeche! Aur sab bhaag rahe hai!
Ojee, Maine toh yehi batane ke liye phone kiya tha ki ab Nimbooz ki 200ml kaanch waali bottle sirf 5 ki hain! Waise 10 ki milti thi, par ab ek mahine ke liye sirf paanch ki hain! Woh bhi including all taxes.
Oye, Slogan bhi vadda changaa hain jee, 'Kaanch ki hain, toh paanch ki hain!
OYE TERI! Lakkha aa gaya, main bhaaga.....
(Phone gets disconnected.)
RJ: Bhaagte raho Balvinder, I mean Harvinder, I mean Romy, I mean bajaate raho!