SFX: Blues music up and under throughout.

SINGER: My baby won the lottery ooh yeah.
And she gave a few million to me hmm, hmm, hmm.
My dog paid off my mortgage
Starring in a movie made for T.V. Hmm, hmm.
Then the devil came a knockin'

CHORUS: Devil came knockin'.

SINGER: Tried to make me feel blue.
So he fired some bad mojo from his gun,
And the bullet melted.
From the light shining out of my bum.

CHORUS: Out of my bum.

SINGER: Oh, yeah.

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Makes even the blues brighter.