MR GERM hums happily as he takes a stroll.

MVO (frightened, hoarse): It's coming!

SFX:Sirens blare as all hell breaks loose.

MR GERM gasps, and breaks into a sprint.

MVO 2 (frightened, hoarse): Get out of here!

SFX: Amidst the ferocious sounds of the wind, we hear the ripping of planks, whirling of helicopters and screaming of fellow germs. The cries trail off as the germs get sucked into the 'tornado'.

As the last germ gets swept away, the noises die down, ending off with the familiar sound a vacuum cleaner makes when it's deactivated.

ANN:Germs and dust mites don't stand a chance. ELECTROLUX VACUUM CLEANERS.