MVO: Greetings. I am Baron von Orsüm. I was born with one tastebud, so sadly I could not taste. But when I discovered the sharp, distinctive taste of Cracker Barrel Vintage Cheddar my tastebud awoke!
It danced like a gypsy! Pranced like a stallion! It sang a song to the moon like a…
(SFX: owl hoot)
…werewolf!
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