ANN: Let’s compare the wild Texas Burger to the new, even wilder Texas 2.

Chopping wood with an ax—Texas.
Chopping wood with your hand—Texas 2.

Cracking your knuckles to intimidate your opponent—Texas.
Cracking all the bones in your body to intimidate your opponent—Texas 2.

Shaving your beard with a knife—Texas.
Shaving your beard with a chain saw—Texas 2.

Playing the guitar with your teeth—Texas.
Playing the guitar by pulling a tooth to use as a pick—Texas 2.

Dashing into the church to steal the bride away—Texas.
Dashing into the church to steal the bride’s mother away —Texas 2.

(MUSIC)
ANN: Only Texas can outdo Texas.Texas 2, now even wilder with hot chili beans.
The Big America 2 hamburger series will keep on coming.
SFX: 5 notes
ANN: McDonald’s

ANNCR:WAIRUDONA TEKISASUBA-GA-TO,SARANIWAIRUDONINATTA TEKISASU2WO TATOETEMIYOU.

MAKIWO ONODE WARU—TEKISASU.
MAKIWO SUDEDE WARU—TEKISASU2.

YUBINOHONEWO NARASHITE IKAKU—TEKISASU.
KARADAJUUNOHONEWO NARASHITE IKAKU—TEKISASU2.

HIGEWO NAIHUDESORU—TEKISASU.
HIGEWO CHENSOUDESORU—TEKISASU2.

HADEGITA-WO HIKU—TEKISASU.
HAWOITTANNUITE PIKKUGAWARINI GITA-WO HIKU—TEKISASU2.

KYOUKAINI TOBIKOMI HANAYOMEWO TSURESARU—TEKISASU.
KYOUKAINI TOBIKOMI HANAYOMENO OKAASANWO TSURESARU—TEKISASU2.

(MUSIC)
ANNCR:TEKISASUWO KOERUNOWA TEKISASUDESHIKANAI.HOTTONA CHIRIBI-NZUDE SARANIWAIRUDO,TEKISASU2.BIGGUAMERIKA2 ZOKUZOKU TOUJOU.
SFX: 5 notes
ANNCR:MAKUDONARUDO