MAI TAN CO.
Product / Service
ICHITAN DOUBLE DRINK
Script In English:
Maybe you’ll live a longer and healthier life
by drinking Ichitan Double Drink.
With 100% organic fruits, vegetables and traditional herbs
in every bottle, a longer life could very well be within reach.
Or maybe your dog is actually a wolf and will suddenly turn on you.
All dog breeds are descendants of wolves,
and while most breeds don’t look like their wolfish ancestors,
who knows, it’s not like you’re a wolf expert.
If you were, you would know that
wolves can turn on you for almost any reason.
Maybe it’s the bright shirt you’re wearing,
or the bell necklace around your wife’s neck.
Or maybe it’s the strange halting cadence in your voice
as you command your dog to do something
it’s not genetically programmed to do because it’s a wolf.
Anyway, it’s true that the all natural ingredients in Ichitan Double Drink
can help you live a longer, healthier life.
Unless your dog is really a wolf.
Ichitan Double Drink.
Live longer. Maybe.