DOG: Throw the ball... throw the ball as far as you can. Come on, throw it!

No. Pretending. Good one. Never gets old that. Stop pretending!

SFX: Ball is thrown

DOG: Mine! Oh there it is, there it is. I got it, I’m gonna get it, I’m gonna catch it, the first bounce, bahhh!

SFX: Ball dropping and bouncing

DOG: No shame in that. The second bounce is still very... (muffled) impressive. Ha ha, I got it. I got the ball!

ANN: It doesn’t take much to please a dog, especially when Chum's such great value.
Chum. So chumpy you can carve it.