ANN: Ruby loved Candy Apple. But Cardinal Carmine of Coquelicot suggested she Lust for Raspberry instead.
Problem is, Scarlet from Persimmon threw a Brick at a Fire Engine so it ended up in Flame which Burnt Siena. This got Rose Madder so she downed some Sangria and got Rufous till she turned Amaranth. She just wanted to get it off her Chestnut.
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