MVO: There is a deaf-mute from the south (hiccough). There is a lama from the north (hiccough). The la- (hiccough) ma who is carrying a flatfish wants to swap his flatfish with the deaf-mute who is playing a trumpet (hiccough). The deaf-mute who is playing a trumpet doesn’t want to swap (hiccough) with the lama who's carrying a flatfish.
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SFX: Vehicle accelerating
MVO: Don’t know whether the flatfish carrying the lama was slapped by the deaf-mute who's fastening a trumpet, Or the deaf-mute with the trumpet was slapped by the lama with a flatfish.
The flatfish is stewed by the lama and the deaf-mute is now playing the trumpet: 'Di Di Da Da'.
SFX: Applause
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Script In Orginal Langauge
MVO: Da nan bian lai le ge ya ba, (Er...) Da bei bian lai le ge la ma, ti zhe ta ma de la (Er...) Ma yao na ta ma huan bie zhe la ba de ya ba de la ba (Er...) Bie zhe la ba de ya ba bu yuan na la ba huan (Er...) ti zhe ta ma de la ma de ta ma.
ANN: Ru ci dun cuo, zen neng jin xing? Xin yi dai tian lai bo jin dong li zu he, shun chang jia su, yi qi he cheng!
MVO: Bu zhi shi bie zhe la ba de ya ba da le ti zhe ti ba de la ma yi la ba, Hai shi ti zhe ta ma de la ma da le bie zhe la ba de ya ba yi ta ma. Lla ma hui jia dun ta ma, ya ba di di da da chui la ba!