You speak Mandarin. You live in the Big Apple. You ate your Blackberry. You eat pears in pairs. You are bananas about bananas. You insist on comparing apples with oranges.
Your favourite colour? Orange. Your favourite town? Orange. Your favourite sport? Stealing oranges from thirsty children at half-time.
If life gives you lemons, you go bananas. Then, you make lemonade.
But right now you’re squeezing every last delicious drop out of a McDonald’s Mango Mash 100% Juice.