Stuffing. You write poultry poetry. You don’t kiss, you peck. You don’t shave, you pluck. You can order chicken in 97 languages, including chicken. You only own one suit, and it has feathers. You were born in the year of the rooster. You have a pet chicken. You walk your pet chicken. Your pet chicken also has... a pet chicken.
And you’re both on your way to McDonald’s for a Crispy Chicken Mini Snack Wrap, with a strip of 100% chicken breast fillet.