You are a snag. You attract stray hounds. So you moved to Frankfurt. You like to watch a sausage roll. Your lawyers are Kransky, Kransky & Chipolata. You put every meal through a sausage maker. They call you the Sausage Maker. You always think the wurst. Liverwurst, bratwurst, knackwurst... Your sausage dog is called Mr. Wiener. Down boy!
And every morning you walk Mr. Wiener to McDonald’s for a Sausage & Egg McMuffin with hot sausage and a freshly-cracked egg.