You list bacon as a hobby on your resume. You always carry a spare rasher. You think bacon is a food group. You order bacon and eggs, without eggs. Your aftershave has hints of bacon. You have bacon on your ice-cream. Your favourite actor: Kevin Bacon. You literally have bacon on the tip of your tongue. You end every sentence with the word bacon, bacon.
And you feel sorry for people who haven’t tried bacon on their Quarter Pounder.
Because once you’ve tried it, you’ll never want anything else at McDonald’s, bacon.